"Duck tape, for my Duckhole", by David Smith

Many people have wondered
Many people have asked
Many people have problems
with their   - DUCK HOLES

When Alan, Dan, or Todd come at me with their rods
I get duct tape
duct tape for my duck hole

When Paul, Kyle, or Bryce lick their lips and act real nice
I get duct tape
duct tape for my duck hole

I bring a great big roll
when the fires out of control
for cracks, and quacks, and leaks
I rip off a great big piece

I get duct tape / duct tape for my duck hole
"
Robin close your thighs   bend over & you`d be caught by surprise
get duct tape /  duct tape for your duck hole

you never know just when your going to need it
it doesn`t matter how many times I repeat it
when the indications clear
you need protection for your rear
get duct tape / duct tape for your duck hole

fabulous for a kink
you`d be glad if you had to make a stink

If you feel a burning surprise
and you want to keep it safe inside

if you get caught at a gay dance
somehow you lost your pants

get duct tape / duct tape for your duck hole

I got duct tape / duct tape for my duck hole

duct tape for me