So you might want to hold on to a teddy bear as you listen to this spooky Halloween podcast... my dad does. He also screams a lot. AHHHH!

• The Princess Who Was Dead (a fairy tale, ghost story)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• The Scary Halloween Adventures of the Amazing Tickle Girl
  a great, new super hero and zombie ghost story
• The Really Rotten Apple and his Recipe for World Domination
  another fabulous fruit and yummy candy story for kids and their families
• On Halloween in Magic World,
  you eat lots of candy and never get a tummy ache...
  you also eat people
  not an ordinary day in Magic World
• Little bird and Sunflower go Trick-or-Treeing,
  while Baby Monster Dad's Brain goes for a Walk
  another scary Trick-or-Treat Baby Monster story
• The Little Mermaid (in English)
  Den Lille Havfrue (på Dansk)
• Putting on the Ritz by Frankenstein and Monster
  Song from classic Mel Brooks movie, Young Frankenstein
• More Great music from the Podsafe Music Network
  • A rabbit for Halloween by Marc Gunn
  • Halloween is awesome by Hyper Nonsense
  • Halloween by Fishing for Comets
  • Halloween, Restless spirits, Churchyard, Pagan, the opening, Olivia, Little black dragon, and more great instrumental music by David Beard.

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Have fun... BOO!
-- Josie (and dad)

Okay daddy, if you say so... but please don't ruin this fun 8-years old birthday party for all the boys and girls. Just enjoy our great singing, dancing, recorder, and guitar music.

Great children's stories and songs in this podcast:

• My Daddy's Best-est Birthday
  Daddy's short story
  
• Hap-hip Birthday
  classic Baby Monster happy birthday song
  
• The Naughty Birthday Dragon
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
  
• Tickle Girl and the World's Worst Guitar Player
  a great, new super hero and villain (new happy birthday song)
  
• Tickle Girl and Donald Duck had only one birthday
  a great, new super hero and villain (new happy birthday song)
  
• There once was a birthday named cake
  another fabulous fruit story
  
• The pear and the peach make a great birthday cake
  another fabulous fruit story
  
• Day 6: Journey Into my brain ..
  the police and soldiers are having a birthday party
  a children's guide book to time travel
  
• Happy birthday to everyone else but you
  another great Baby Monster story (new happy birthday song)
  
• Sunflower meets Baby Monster Mom
  another great Baby Monster story (new great song)
  
• Birthday by The Beatles
  
• It's not my Birthday by They Might Be Giants (TMBG)
  
• More Great music from the Podsafe Music Network
  
  • Baby learns to crawl by Paul Westerberg
    
  • Everybody's gotta learn sometime by Adam Quirk
    
  • Stickybee, East side bar, Only whispering, Gravity, Goodbye to spring by Josh Woodward.
    

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Have fun... did I mention that I'm not 8 years old?
-- Josie (and dad)

• 1300 elephants make poop showers
  another great Magic World story
• The Angry Adventures of Tickle Girl and Grossy Josie
  a great, new super hero and villian
• The Star Wars tail without eyes
  (Star Wars halen uden øjne)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Judo PP: the killer pear and plum
  another fabulous fruit story
• I'm sorry to say, Baby Monster sunflower gets eaten by a lion
  another great Baby Monster story
• Lying King met Lying King
  another great Baby Monster story

• "The monkey with the golden fez", "Jungle Witch", "The awful green things from outer space", "Hunt of the savage", "Walking from Juarez", & "Krakatoa" by Clouseaux.
• "I'm not very good at being scary" by Gilly Slinn

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
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Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

My dad's going to see Nurse Cut-em-up, Doctor Cola, and Doctor Doom, but I like my dentist better, Dr. Not-Doom.

• Day 5: Josie at the dentist...
  wait, daddy at the dentist, oh no!
  a children's guide book to time travel
• The strawberry toothpaste dentist
  another fabulous fruit story
• There are no dentists in Magic World
  another great Magic World story
• The dentist with wings
  (Tandlagen med vinger)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Sunflower and Little Bird meet a whale
  another great Baby Monster story
• Lying King sees something bad on TV
  another great Baby Monster story

• "The ballad of the clean teeth cowboy" by Al Phlipp and the woo team
• "Midnight opera" by Bonafide
• "It has that kind of effect" by Bob Savage
• "Uncharted territory" by Chad Ggadberry
• "Shall we play a game" and "Turn signals" by Chad Nantais
• "Brush your teeth" by Amy Jo Doty

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
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Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

It's Crazy Time... oh yeah, it's story time too.

Great children's stories in this podcast:

• Day 4: It's Crazy Time
  (the dragon drove the prince to a volcano)
  a children's guide book to time travel
• Is an Eye a Fruit?
  another fabulous fruit story
• The Prince -- from a galaxy far, far away -- wants to marry the princess
  (Prinsen - fra en galakse langt, langt væk - vil giftes med prinsessen)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• Just another rainy day
  (traditional Danish story)
  
• Baby Monster Lying King Meets his Snore
  daddy's bed time story

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
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Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

Special thanks to special thanks to B.I. for the use of their instrumental songs Rex, Candycane, Laylow, Y I Try, Tadaa, and Grave Stomp and to the Children of Selsted Primary School in England for the song Save our School, which actually did save their school from the Podsafe Music Network.

• Day 3: Interview with an Old Lady
  a children's guide book to time travel
• GREAT FRUIT!
  I'm a Grape and you're a Watermelon
• Once upon a time there was a princess
  (Der var engang en prinsesse)
  Danish to English (translation) / Dansk til Engelsk (oversættelse)
• That's the way the Cookie Street crumbles
  another great Magic World story
• Play PS3 Singstar with Little Bird and Sunflower
• an exciting Baby Monster story
• Baby Monster Lying King meets a giraffe
  daddy's bad story

NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE
Great T-shirts and posters for that special monster

Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

Special thanks to Andre Morgunoff for use of his instrumental songs Morning in Manhattan, Jump, and Nostalgia, and Kacey Jones for her great Jazz song, Apples Dipped in Candy from the Podsafe Music Network.

Great children's stories in this podcast:
to read or add-on to a story, just click story's link

• Day 1: How to build a time machine
  a children's guide book to time travel
• Day 2: Under the sea
  a children's guide book to time travel
• How does a banana appeal to an apple?
  a silly knock knock joke
• The fruit movie of doom!
  greatest kids' movie ever
• Lollypop Road
  another great Magic World story
• Little Bird and Sunflower are fighting
  an exciting Baby Monster story
• Lying King meets a whale
  daddy's short, short story

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Sorry I've been gone so long. You want to know why?

My dad and I've been busy:

1. Finding a way to add an extra 12 hours into a day,

2. Building a time machine so we can visit the past and explore the future together, or

3. Adding new children's art from great artists around the world to our fun Mon-STORE for you to enjoy.

If you guessed number two, you're right, but we've also been busy with number three... so if you have the time, please visit our NEW & IMPROVED Mon-STORE to discover great new t-shirts, posters, and more for the entire family.

And stay tuned for new stories and podcasts... they're coming real soon.
Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

Special thanks to the Radio Theatre Group for their dramatic retelling of HG Wells' classic story, "The Time Machine", as well as DJ Mystik for his techno remix of Cyndi Lauper's "Time after Time" and David R. Merry for his reggae, jazz song, "Time." from the Podsafe Music Network.

Enjoy the best songs from the past, as well as a couple of great new songs by special guest stars in this extra-special holiday show:

• Jingle Bells (Bing Crosby)
• Deck The Halls (Doug Boldt)
• Christmas In The Sun (Joel Kopischke)
• Christmas Wish (Gidgets Ga Ga)
• Sleigh Ride (thehipcola)
• Merry Christmas (The Fabrications)
• Santa Claus Is Freaking Me Out (Lord Weatherby)
• A Harry Potter Christmas (Joel Kopischke)
• Christmas Waltz (Damon Timm)
• Peeper Brand Robo-Santas (Peeper Radio Theatre)
• They Call Him Santa Claus [Way Up North] (Lee Harris & The Sour Note Singers)
• Smelly Monkey Christmas (Smelly Monkeys)
• How Do You Spell Channukkahh? (The LeeVees)
• The 12 Days of X-Mas (Peeper Radio Theatre)
• New Christmas Song: Santa Will Find You (Mindy Smith)
• New Christmas Song: Jingle Bells (Skid Row from Monster Ballads Xmas)

Educational resources for parents and educators
on the 1960's Classic Children's Christmas Film,
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
FIND the MOVIE and SONGS from this episode.

Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

Then get ready to sing and listen to part 2 of this special birthday podcast (or enjoy Part 1).

Children's stories featured in this podcast:

• You are a clown! A birthday clown. ["You are the expert" storytelling game]
  
• Lying King has a birthday ["And then" storytelling game]
  
• A scary birthday joke
  
• The honey bee birthday invitation
  
• The hippopotamus, the jellyfish, and the birthday
  
• The happy birthday hamburger habitat
  
• Humpty Dumpty misses his birthday
  
• Have a happy judo birthday
  
• Cinderella's Birthday Song [your favorite children's story]
  
• Lying King's last birthday... don't tease a polar bear [daddy's story]
  
• Wild Animal Stories and Children's Art

• Birthday Suit by The Mod-est Lads
  
• Birthday Girl by Tabby Looking Cat
  
• Happy Birthday by Craymo
  
• Hobbit Happy Birthday Song by Brobdingnagian Bards
  
• Additional jokes and stories from the Jack Benny old time radio show (episodes: Birthday Party from February 25, 1940 and Jack's Birthday from February 13, 1949... brought to you by Jello, J-E-L-L-O)

• H is for Hippos (happy birthday to you): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)
• ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE.
• Learn more about this new children's book.
• Be sure to get your FREE H is for Happy Birthday Hungry Hungry Hippos COLORING PAGE
• Be sure to get your FREE I is for Ay, yi, yi, yi -- Cielito Lindo -- Indian RHINO COLORING PAGE

Children's Art from upcoming Wild Alphabet Stories children's book		H is for Hippos, as in... Hap-hip Birthday to you. Hap-hip Birthday to you. Hap-hip Birthday dear uh-oh. Hungry Hungry Hippo Hungry Hungry Hippo
		Children and adults T-shirts and more at the Mon-STORE

Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

But like ice cream cake, it's DELICIOUS when you share it with friends... so enjoy this yummy episode. It's filled with great children's songs and facts about the Hippopotamus, Indian Rhinoceros, Jelly Fish, and Kids.

But watch out for my baby sister, Little Bird... she keeps saying it's her birthday.

Children's stories, kids' music, and fun facts featured in this podcast (from Wild Alphabet Stories):

• H is for Hippos -- Hap Hip Birthday to You
  Children's song is a parody of the commercial for the children's game Hungry Hungry Hippo and the children's song, Happy Birthday to You.
• Fun Facts about HIPPOS (Hip Hip Hurrah)
• I is for Indian Rhino -- Watch out for that horn and other important lessons
  Children's song is a parody of the Spanish song, Ay, yi, yi, yi. Cielito Lindo, and is filled with lots of fact about the Indian Rhinoceros.
• Fun Facts about RHINOS (Only a little hair, like my dad)
• J is for Jelly Fish -- J-E-L-L-Zap
  Children's song is a parody of the commercial for the family favorite "food", Jello as well as Dr. Seuss's classic children's book, Green Eggs and Ham.
• Fun Facts JELLY FISH (Delicious recipes)
• K is for Kids -- So, you GOT MILK?
  Children's song is a parody of the classic children's song, Baah Baah Black Sheep, as well as the Got Milk? commercials.
• Fun Facts about KIDS (What's got your goat?)

• H is for Hippos (happy birthday to you): CHILDREN'S BOOK PREVIEW [from Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)
• ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) is available at the Children's Art Mon-STORE.
• Learn more about this new children's book.
• Additional jokes and stories from the Jack Benny old time radio show (episodes: Birthday Party from February 25, 1940 and Jack's Birthday from February 13, 1949... brought to you by Jello, J-E-L-L-O)
• Be sure to get your FREE H is for Happy Birthday Hungry Hungry Hippos COLORING PAGE
• Be sure to get your FREE I is for Ay, yi, yi, yi -- Cielito Lindo -- Indian RHINO COLORING PAGE

Children's Art from upcoming Wild Alphabet Stories children's book		H is for Hippos, as in... Hap-hip Birthday to you. Hap-hip Birthday to you. Hap-hip Birthday dear uh-oh. Hungry Hungry Hippo Hungry Hungry Hippo
		Children and adults T-shirts and more at the Mon-STORE

Have fun,
-- Josie (and dad)

I is for Indian Rhinos, as in
Ay, yi, yi, yi.
Indian Rhino.
You're such a good kisser,
just watch out with that horn.

(sung to Spanish melody, "Cielito Lindo")

Did you know the Indian Rhinoceros is endangered? There are only 2,500 left... but it could be worse, and it used to be to. A hundred years ago, there were only 1,000. So what happens next? You decide, because it's your story.

Get the FREE -- Ay-Yi-Yi-Yi, Indian Rhino Wild Alphabet Stories -- Animal Coloring Page (right-click to download) WRITE your story, COLOR your picture, SHARE your art. . . Find more FREE coloring pages at The My Baby Monsters Children's Art and Kids' Storytelling Library, or at or subscribe to our RSS Feed. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Discover more WILD ART at the children's art Mon-STORE.

Have fun,
- Josie (and dad)

For more free coloring pages, or to listen to our storytelling podcast, look for us in iTunes or subscribe to our RSS Feed.

B is for Bears, as in, I barely got out of there with my life.

Have fun,
-- Josie (and the dad)

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A is for American Alligators, as in, Do you like American Alligators? I like American Alligators. Don't you like American Alligators? Baby.

Have fun,
-- Josie (and the dad)

Like our show and have your own podcast? Help others discover it by sharing this Podcast (promo).

H is for Hippos, as in
Hap-hip Birthday to you
Hap-hip Birthday to you
Hap-hip Birthday dear uh-oh
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Hungry Hungry Hippo.

Did you know I just turned seven? So which song should I sing? Happy birthday to you? Happy Birthday to me? or Hungry Hungry Hippo? Why don't you decide, because it's your story.

Get the FREE -- Hungry Hungry Hippo Wild Alphabet Stories -- Animal Coloring Page (right-click to download) WRITE your story, COLOR your picture, SHARE your art. . . Find more FREE coloring pages at The My Baby Monsters Children's Art and Kids' Storytelling Library, or at or subscribe to our RSS Feed. Can't wait to enjoy this fun children's book? Get a Hungry Hungry Hippo T-shirt at the children's art Mon-STORE. Discover more WILD ART posters and T-shirts!

Have fun,
- Josie (and dad)

For more free coloring pages, or to listen to our storytelling podcast, look for us in iTunes or subscribe to our RSS Feed.

Josie... you just finished your 500th children's story.
What are you going to do now?

Summertime and the living is easy.

I'm going to Disney World...
and I'm taking all of you with me.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.

And then what?

Everybody's got a Laughing Place

I'm going make more stories of course,
just like the over 100,000 boys and girls
who visited us the past six months.

Yahoo! Fish are jumping and so are we.
It's summertime.

Kids, my dad promised there's no learning in this episode, but I'm not sure I believe him. He made a new Super Storytelling Hat game with two hats -- one filled with nouns (a person, place or thing) and one with adjectives (a word that describe the noun), so watch out.

Warning: We just got back from Disney World and that's all dad can talk about.
Children's stories and music featured in this podcast (to read or WRITE NOW, just click story's link):

• The Nice Magic Kingdom [a trip around Disney World]
  
• The Amazing Animal Kingdom Song [Sung to the tune of Walt Disney's "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?"]
  
• It's an exciting Disney World
  
• The Naughty Splash Mountain [a new play on words, "Song of the South" Disney musical]
  
• The sunny airplane [a silly song]
  
• The happy Nintendo DS [a surreal swim]
  
• The Rainy Expedition Everest [the true story of a wild runaway-train roller coaster at Disney's Animal Kingdom]
  
• The Scary Vacation [with daddy]
  
• Argh, that be one Weird Pirates of the Caribbean Ride [a pirate's life for me]
  
• The Funny Harry Potter
  
• The silly -- oh, I just can't wait to be king -- Lion King
  
• Lying King was on Splash Mountain and he can't do anything naughty because he's Happy [Daddy's classic children's story]
  
• There's an alien in my nose by Trout Fishing in America [from the 2003 CD It's A Puzzle.Visit Trout Fishing in America kids' friend Web site]
  
• Summertime by Ira and George Gershwin [from the 1935 America opera, Porgy and Bess]
  
• Summertime remade by the Peach Stealing Monkeys
  
• Tales of Uncle Remus for Children by Walt Disney [from 1947 Disney album based on 1946 Song of the South movie. Visit Kiddy Records Weekly kids' friendly Web site for more free albums]

Children's art featured in this podcast:

• We took a break from our new children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals) to make this extra special podcast.
  
• ALL CHILDREN'S ART from children's book, Wild Alphabet Stories (fun tails for kids and other wild animals)
  
• Be sure to get our FREE Baby Monster Lying King coloring page.
  
• Be sure to get our FREE Baby Monster Super Liar coloring page.

Art of the week		I listen to My Baby Monsters Do You? Lying King value T-shirts and more
		Children and adults T-shirts and more at the Mon-STORE

Have fun,
-- Josie (and her daddy)

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